Ways in which the Universe has made me weep lately:1)To the wanker who stole all my money and used it to pay for taxis and hotels via internet fraud - I wish you would be one of those people end up killed in freak accidents by their beds or the laundry or something ( Read more... )

Ah, life, it has such a sense of humour. We all knew that right? And how nice it is to get reminders. So let me regale you with retelling the series of cosmic pranks which Z and I have been living with since Friday ( Read more... )

October 2007 may well become known as the month when the Universe decided to beat up on Z and Nina until they wept for mercy just so it could go "No mercy for you suckers!" and then kick them in the teeth some more. My stress levels can be perhaps accurately mirrored in the fact that I either seem to have no appetite at all, or I eat vast ( Read more... )

I suffered a rather nasty shock this morning upon realising that I had rather less money than I thought, a shock alleviated only slightly by the fact that I'll be getting paid very soon. Currently trying to figure out exactly what my outgoings have been over the last month and whether it's likely that someone has somehow hacked in and nicked my ( Read more... )